Monday, July 16, 2007

In honor of the fact that today a judge approved a $660 million settlement between the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles and more than 500 alleged victims of clergy abuse thereby creating the largest payout yet in a nationwide sex abuse scandal I am going to provide you with what could be the most anti-catholic / anti-christian video I have seen so far this year. I think its fucking hilarious, as it is intended to be, but those of you who may still be considering the final resting place of your mortal souls may not want to click play...hail satan.
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16 comments:

Rat In A Cage said...

That video was beyond hilarious. I sent it to many people. Thanks.

... said...

wow.

just fucking wow.

Jesus Toast said...

Yea, I know. Is it too much? It may be too much.

JBoombostick said...

It wouldnt be funny if it wasn't so true. Catholics have been jumping ship like a bunch of rats in the last ten years. Religion poisons the well of humanity.

You know why priests have white spots on their collar?

Little boy spunk tastes like snails and puppy dog tails.

JBoombostick said...

Hail Satan.

Jesus Toast said...

...I knew Bostick would like it. I like it, I really do...I just realize its not for everyone...kind of like Christianity or getting head from goats.

Jesus Toast said...

Oh yea, hail satan.

Liz said...

OK, it totally sucks that I cannot access the video at work. Fucking windows 98. The comments only make it worse.

Liz said...

Home now, crying with laughter. Is that a tear in dudes eye at the end? Oh that is the best piece of YouTube I've seen in forever.

JBoombostick said...

Windows 98 at your work Nonny? What the fuck is that shit?

JBoombostick said...

Christianity and Islam do not scare me as much as the other one.

Jesus Toast said...

Nonny - Was that post good enough to lure you into a torried affair with me? Well? Bostick? YOu? How about a goat?

JBoombostick said...

I only marinate goats from the inside out prior to having a bbq.

... said...

ok honey - just sent you a lovely bit about priest love... you better enjoy it =)

jungle jane said...

My word Jesus has gained weight. Or is it the gun that makes him look large?

La Sirena said...

I don't know how all of the uncatholics were able to get drunk in junior high. Who bought beer? We just sent an altar boy into the rectory for a quick fondle and a 12 pack.

(Sadly, that is a true story.)