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fuck, its me...
- Jesus Toast
- I am a liberal left wing whacko, raging atheist, pseudo-intellectual, worrier, slumlord, scientist, artist who draws naked women, who can't spell, has anger management issues,is prone to depression, is neurotic, and who is trapped in the bowels of un-creativity...the suburbs. I also co-created and co-run an internationally famous fucked up website. I have been gone and now I am back. Lets see how long this lasts...
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I just got laid.
Me too. Wait. NO I didn't. Fuck.
Get some rum and some of those penthouse forums books. The ones with the dirty stories.
Chicks love them.
Hail Satan.
I just got a blowjob.
No. Wait. I don't have a knob. fuck.
Jane - The next time I am in London (which would be the first time) I will so totally blow you; and it woudln't be considered a one night stand because we'd get married and divorced right afterwards.
I started dating a guy who I think must secretly get off on not having sex.
If he doesn't put out soon he is so dumped.
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