Its Friday the 13th. This probably isn't the best day to be talking about something that, if it was read by the wrong person, would lead to a fight with my wife. Fuck it, hail Satan.Let me talk about something very intimate. My sex life.
I don't have one right now. I haven't had one THIS YEAR.
I could really, really use a nice vagina to lick for an hour or so. A blowjob would rock also.
At this point whoever else is involved with these two action items happening (aside from myself) is completely up in the air. I know the other person won't be the woman I am married to, she just isn't interested in sex right now, and wasn't while she was pregnant either.
Don't get me wrong, I love jerking off to homemade internet porn, I mean it really is great, but I am a man with a huge oral fetish and I simply cannot lick the pussy on the computer screen with satisfactory results.
Ok, time for a lunch break.
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I have a nice chunk of salmon you can gnaw on!
Great picture, hail Satan!
I"ll need directions.
Why would telling the truth get you into trouble with your wife? Sure, it's kinda personal, but isn't that what blogs are for?
Most men would not put up with that as long as you have-give yourself a hug...and a handjob ;)
Nonny - I am driving south on I-75. Let me know when I should turn east...
Okay...
Start out going i-96 W/Jeffries Fwy toward Lansing
Merge onto MI-14 West
Take the M-14 exit 45 on the left toward Ann Arbor
Merge onto MI-14 W
Merge onto I-94 W (cross into Indiana) for about 200 miles.
Tke the Ripley St/IN51 N/Toll Road exit 16
Merge onto i-90 W toward Chicago/Skyway
then merge onto I-90 express w/Dan Ryan Exp W becomes 1-90 W/I-94 W
Keep left to tke i-90 W via Exit 42B toward O'hare/Rockford for about 2000 miles.
Merge onto i-405 via exit 10 toward Bellevue/Everett
Take the SE 8th st exit 10
Take the ramp toward 116th Ave NE.
Turn Left onto 116th Ave SE..
Turn right onto 106th Ave NE.
and you're here...
I support Road head whenever possible.
I deleted the comment that said road head, because I can't type.
EN - Are you right on Lake Washington? I'm thinking the next time I'm in San Fran on business I'll just take a short reroute north on the way home and check out your salmon, maybe buy you a nice Mazda or something.
Mazda? Aren't you from Detroit?
Dude my wife has been wanting to fuck all the time lately. Must be that her period is about to start or something.
Hail Satan.
I'm in the same boat as Toast...but my wife hasn't been pregnant in 12+ years. I could use a little chunk 'o salmon myself. Hey EN, care to share some of that spicy tuna roll with the Monk?
Please re-send directions if possible.
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