"I got my period! Did u get yours yet?" Probably one of the best text messages I've received this year. The anime girl in the drawing even has red hair...
So the point of this whole exercise is that I should masturbate with internet porn more and get drunk in public less. The combination of only having sex with my wife a handful of times in the past 18-months and me being out on the town drunk resulted in some very bad decisions which resulted in my panic attack. As I find myself saying often, about numerous different things, "I will never do that again". It's always fun to watch me fail.
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Yay!
Bad decisions?
Do tell...
Congrats Buddy!
I knew a good old fashion “wait it out and see” would work for you.
Molly - I concur with your word
Eve - Its a long story that I had posted about, but erased recently...I'll email you.
Pud - When you and I finally hook up, make sure we are sober.
Congrats - now next time you decide to get drunk and act like a fuck-up, try using a rubber. I know it's not the same but that's why god invented the damn things.
Believe me, I would have use done without an hesitation...the problem is that I was soooooo fucking drunk the thought never entered my mind...
I was never really that worried for you, but glad that you don't have to think about it anymore.
Hooray! I'm glad for you and the rest of us -- now you can write about something else.
(OK -- you did have the tv review thingie.)
picture scary.
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